I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
