Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We're too hungover to prance.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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