True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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