id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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