So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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