You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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