Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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