i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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