If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I am naked and annoyed.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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