Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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