Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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