Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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