Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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