Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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