Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
