yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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