I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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