I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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