what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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