So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
