I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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