Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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