My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You made out with two different species that night
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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