I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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