Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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