I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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