You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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