I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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