i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
it's like heaven, but drunker
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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