he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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