Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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