can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im holly from the hills drunk
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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