Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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