Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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