Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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