honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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