I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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