We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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