Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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