ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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