: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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