Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
So. Much. Porn.
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