You're my little dorito
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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