i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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