So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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