How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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