Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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