I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's shark week go big or go home
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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