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It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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