Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
the day after is always just damage control
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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