Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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