I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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