So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I have fence marks all over my body
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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